May, may easily be my favorite month of the year. not only is the weather a ten out of ten, but there is also a certain little (BIG) event called bay 2 breakers that takes place. i have been the last 4 years in a row. this sunday will make it five. what is bay 2 breakers? well for starters, it is a gigantic drunk fest in San Francisco. technically, it is a marathon, however, in all the years i have gone i have never run. go figure. anyways, its tonsssss of people getting dressed up to do a giant drunk walk. sounds simple enough, but it is so much MORE. there is beer pong to be played, beer bongs to be drank, and nakedness to behold. everyone wears uber creative costumes, and tote along kegs that match their costumes. ex: the first year i went we hung out with a group of guys in chefs attire that had blood on it. their keg was dressed up as a vat of chili with fake fingers on top of it. they were wendy's chili chefs. clever. a group of napoleon dynamites with their keg dressed up as a llama. or how about the groups that dress up as giant salmon and go through the race backwards. such a spectacle. i cant even wait. drunk twister on a mat that may or may not be covered in std's (according to mark) a different year there was a group of guy who dressed up as "boobologists" they were in scrubs offering to give girls free mammograms. well they kept bugging this one girl and she kept saying no. finally, she must get so sick of them she pulls her boob out and starts SQUIRTING THEM WITH BREAST MILK. that memory will stick with me for life. it was priceless. anyways, im superrrr excited. im just sad a certain danielle wont be in attendance this time. on the plus side, we do have quite the amazing group. me, ryan, jackie, mark, matt, jessica, matt h, noah, whitney, sean, mark, and whoever else the drag along. woot woot to that.
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